You know, humans really can be unfathomably stupid.
The latest news from Uncle Pippo (he of the Yorkshire Weirds) surrounds an employee of his who has been banned from travelling to Thailand for life after being arrested for smuggling contraband.
Cocaine? Heroin? Cannabis?
None of the above.
After noting the price of pet tortoises in Doncaster (apparently now a staggering £600 per beast), he invested in a pair of baggy trousers and a roll of duct tape, and strapped three to each leg for the flight home. An absolute gift for the sniffer dog who stopped him in international departures.
You really couldn't make it up.
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